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A Christmas tree cut down in the forest, most likely illegally by hicks, who are too cheap to go out and buy their own tree.
Cletus: Hey Billy Bob, you git yer Christmas tree from the tree lot down the road?
Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!
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Similar to the traditional Yard Ape however this subspecies is typically let free of the bounds of a fenced yard (while still chained to others of the species) and allowed to perform menial tasks about the plantation.
When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.
In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
Free Range Yard Ape >> "Heyz mista plantation owner, Ize a really likin' bein' a free range yard ape, but Ize ain't liking the work."
Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!
Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
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the words range rover sports truck is from a lil yatchy song but also know as a baylen levine meme:)
jessica: do you know baylen levine?
me: range rover sports truck
Used when describing a female who is eager to have sex with any man she comes in contact with.
Man, Barbara has really turned in to a free range cock gobbler lately.
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Two guys sitting at a bar see a sluty chick walk in. Man 1 turns to man 2 and says:
Free range cock gobbler at 9 o'clock!
When a person has a fat belly, they've installed a Long Range Fuel Tank.
Mate 2 "Hi, I haven't seen you for years" "Looks like you've put a bit on in the front" "Looks like a pot belly"
Mate 1 "Nar" It's what I call, a Long Range Fuel Tank" "It cost me a fortune, an' all" "It took a lot of time & effort to install"
Mate 2 "Yeh" "It looks like it, when I get to your age I'll probably have one installed as well"
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An action or statement that can't be taken back. Referencing a bullet shot which cannot be put back into the gun.
You want a do-over after calling your boss stupid to her face, but there's nothing you can do. That's a round down range.
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A school in a literal cornfield, home to the Raiders.
Historically a strongly conservative school, with a many students coming from blue collar family’s.
Now however, there are some wack-ass liberals that get offended if you call them “her” instead of “2002 Ford F-150 xlt 2 2wd”
Dad: “Hey, wanna go to South Range High School?”
Answer: “I’m going to beat the fuck out of you.”