Trumpet Boy

Trumpet boy is like he worst boy you could ever meet. He breaks your heart, talks shit behind you back, and thinks he’s the shit but he isn’t. Try to stay away from a person like him.

Omg! Stop acting like Trumpet Boy!

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Bum trumpet

A fart - but more specifically a particularly loud, long and smelly fart.

Ell: Jeez whats that noise.....oh bloody hell someone open a door what IS that?
Livy: it's just Isa playing the bum trumpet - chill dad!

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porcelain trumpet

the low pitch echoing sound which is heard when one expels gas while sitting firmly on the toilet. Most commonly found when the air between blast of fecal matter is released while having diarrhea.

I walked into that bathroom and the dude in the last stall was playing the porcelain trumpet like a pro.

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butt trumpet

A trombone played by someone who is no longer in a high school marching band.

John loves to play his butt trumpet for his dinner guest.

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butt trumpet

A follower who farts back the idiotic words of Donald Trump

Republican butt Trumpets beat up protesters outside the White House saying it was ok to do so because the protesters were Mexican

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trumpet player

egotistical but no one cares
cant usually play but can bs it better than anyone in band
thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking
can do just about anything

higher fasater louder screamed henderson at out wicked sweet trumpet player

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glass trumpet

When one person validates another's virgin anus with some foreign object, such as a glass bottle, baseball bat or a set of num-chucks. Due to the fragility of the virgin ass, glass is used to repesent it's delicate nature.

Chuck Norris gives the world a glass trumpet on a daily basis.

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