Rural Dictionary

Dino tummy sex

Dinosours are often loud and clumsy.
This act must be made with a larger female, allowing insertion of the penis into the fat rolls formed when female is on her hands and knees.
Dino tummy sex refers to the clumsiness of dinosours, often sideways humping each other.

"Did you hear John and laura last night?"
"They must have been having dino tummy sex"

by A. Reynolds August 16, 2006

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Tennessee Tummy Tickler

When you cum on your girls face and then take a hot steamy shit on her titties and then smear it on her belly until she yells "uncle"

After a night of drinkin beers, I gave my bitch a Tennessee Tummy Tickler, and slapped her good.

by Hypnotik August 25, 2013

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Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism is when something exits your body thru the mouth and anus simultaneously forcefully. Can be symptoms of multiple

sicknesses.

Eating four raw kidney beans can be a easy way to get Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism

by spagoogle April 30, 2018

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.

If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...

by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016