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That little bit of shit which often remains on the head (or tip) of a guy`s prick after he is finished ass fucking someone. Usually has homosexual/gay connotations.
"I hate when you butt fuck a bitch and she gives you the turd helmet."
defintion 1: verb. the act of dunking for feces; similar to bobbing for apples.
definition 2: verb. when prairie dogging in the toliet bowl said turd will dunk repeatedly in and out of water
definition 1:
hey jenny, are you going to sarah's party? theres going to be turd dunking!!!!
definition 2:
Dude!!! i totally heard some splashing in the bathroom.... Todd is sooo turd dunking
Another way of saying taking a shit.
I’m in here takin’ a turd!
A Turd Monger is somebody that produces particularly strong, foul smelling bowel movements. This individual can be an extreme source of frustration to others that happen to walk into a restroom recently utilized by this culprit or happen to share occupancy in a restroom when this offender decides to unload. It can be even more frustrating if you walk into a polluted restroom unknowingly after the perpetrating Turd Monger used it, do an immediate about face and pass someone else on the way in. They immediately assume you're the pollutant and give you the look of death.
Holly shit, I was about to hit the head when I saw that Turd Monger Jimmy Brown walking out. The last time I was nailed by the fumes of his posterior emissions my eyes burned for hours. Christ, at my worst, I can't come close to what comes out of his crack. I'm surprised the smoke detectors didn't go off. No wonder the fucking ozone is disappearing!
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Someone who steps in dog shit when barefoot.
A.oh I was barefoot and steped in shit the other day
B Turd-surfer
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When someone defecates in a toilet which has very little water. The poo lands on the edge of the toilet basin and is not completely submerged, creating a deadly stank which diffuses beyond the bathroom throughout the whole house.
Man, can you smell that? I think it's coming from the bathroom downstairs... Tina must have left a beached turd in my toilet.
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Gas escaping from your rectal cavity from a turd letting you know that it wants to come out.
"What is a fart, but the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd", "This turd is crying to get out", "hold your noses, I just let out a Turd Cry"
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