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A recipe really:
1) Shave your balls
2) Moisten said balls.
3) Coat thoroughly said balls in powdered sugar.
4) Offer said balls to be tea bagged.
Tea bagging is one thing, but tea bagging someones turkish delights is a real treat.
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The act of giving a girl a minivan while in a sauna.
I gave Olivia a Turkish Minivan last night at the gym, the sauna steam made it so much hotter.
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A turd (usually of a dog, occasionally human) standing straight up on a sidewalk.
I was amazed to see a Turkish obelisk in my path as I walked to work last Monday.
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When you are having sex doggy style and when you cum she front flips and takes it to the face.
When you are doing it doggy and when you cum she flips and takes it to the face Turkish tumbler style.
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A sexual practice in which one forces one’s sexual mate/partner to take an entire box of laxatives. One then waits for the fountain of shit to come out of the partner’s anus and then uses one’s hand to reflect the fountain of shit back into the direction of one’s partner. If done correctly, shit should cover one’s hand like a glove. One then severs his or her own hand off and the two partners eat it only using their mouths while jerking themselves off.
Oh shit, I told Clara to give me a Turkish glove yesterday and she did… it was so good.
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when a female's breasts are pooped on and then she is wrapped up in a shower curtain
I cant believe you shit on the girls chest and then wrapped her in a shower curtian, what an awesome turkish lunchbox
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1. The act of getting your friend as drunk as you possibly can, then throwing them into the open hole of a construction site porta-a-john
2. Ingesting a large quantity of laxatives, then lying down on your bed while some broad sucks on your balls while she jerks you off. At the exact moment of climax you spray a horrifying amount of liquid shit all over her face and then bust a nut in her eye, all while screaming Turkish nightmare at the top of your lungs.
1. "dude we need to get Eric back for being an asshole, lets give him the Turkish nightmare after he finishes drinking"
2. "My GF pissed me off last night so I made sure she experienced a real Turkish nightmare"
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