Old Man Walking Syndrome

An elder person who is 99% right, in regards to earthly things in the present and historical facts. Although 99% wrong about future events including( but not limited to) the fact that they are still alive after having “predicted” themselves dead for years.

Tom: “Old Mr. Higgins said that our economy is doomed to collapse in 3 weeks.”
Bob: “Well you know he’s been diagnosed with Old Man Walking Syndrome…. Sharp as a whip and dull as a spoon.

old one brown eye

the butthole of a cat

ted: i love to sniff the old one brown eye
zac: thats nasty....

Shake Hands with an Old Friend

Urinate, male version.

Excuse me for a few minutes, I have to go shake hands with an old friend.

Ye Old Dick Flop

Verb: Act Of Dick Flopping, Ye Olde Dick Flopping.
Noun: A Flopping of the Dick

Ye Old Dick Flop:
Martin was Ye Olde Dick Flopped by Marcus on Wednesday at 12:32 P.M.

Buk kano(old site)

A site in bayero university that has zero interest in social activities and students read their lives out at the street light even before lectures fully commence.Sometimes called islamiyya

You are sooo BUK kano(Old site)

National Old Seats Month

“National Old Seats Month” is during the month of February. During this time, students in Mrs. Edmond’s math classes should legally be aloud to sit in their old seats.

Mrs. Edmonds doesn’t let us sit in our old seats, even though it’s National Old Seats Month!! >:(

11 year olds

11 year olds are stupid little suicide rate increasing edgy wannabe lil pump cunts.

Im 11 so im not biased

Edgy little cunt:I listen to lil pump all night aye yuh.
Intellectual: fucking 11 year old.Only 11 year olds listen to lil pump go back to 6th grade.

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