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When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.
Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!
Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"
Someone named Cam a.k.a. cock bugler that is so gay that he is called a new more queer name.
Cam woke up with no clothes on and making gay comments, so Michal called him cram hard, and it was damn necessary.
when your thicc you cant play hide and seek easily.
A quote from Anthony P, 2021
jim: i cant find a good hiding spot
jimbo: its hard to hide, when your wide!
Facial expression given when stonewalling someone in an argument.
I knew I wasn’t getting any sex tonight when I saw her face hard on.
A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!
someone who doesn't lose the virginity and wanks themself off every night
harry is a hard virgin
A person who is either dedicated to do something or a person who doesn't let go of a grudge.
-"Dude, why are you so f#ckng hard wired?“