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A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.
Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
watching someone choke so hard, it makes your phallus throttle
omg how did they lose that lead! that's choke porn right there
If you were alive in the 80s and 90s, you enjoyed watching scrambled porn as a child.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house, but I had to go home so I could jerk-off because we were watching scrambled porn.
Pornography that involves transgender people, and isn't gay as long as it involves a woman in it.
Me: Have you ever masturbated to tranny porn?
My friend: WTF! NO!
Me: No? If it's a tranny and a chick having sex, it's not gay.
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Donald J Trump was feeling lonely in his office one day when he had a preposterous thought and decided to call up his fellow candidate Joe Biden to film some presidential porn. In doing so, he could get more votes and be re-elected. Biden came over, startled by the request, and Trump advanced on the man from behind when his guard was down. Biden moaned by accident. Trump smirked in satisfaction that his plan was working and with the new discovery of presidential porn, America would begin a new era of greatness.
A politician or president feeding the viewer or supporter the fantasy of a brighter future for America
"Trump keeps feeding political boomers MAGA supporters Presidential Porn and Racism."
The act of having sex with someone while there's a live camera displaying everything, so you're watching yourself f having sex live on TV as you're fucking. First ever porn you can can feel as it's happening and you get to control how it feels
Jeff and I were watching some meta-porn the other day when her mom walked into the living room we were in😘