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Fuck-Duck

A promiscuous woman with either webbed feet, extremely flat feet, or feet that push out. She loves her some cock. Available at any hour of the day at the local "pond" better known as the bar. Old people like to throw bread at her to sober her up- she just throws it back and scream "fuck you geezer faggat!"

I'm drunk AND horny- let's go get a fine ass fuck-duck.

My fucking girlfriend just fucking cheated on me. TIme to go get a fuck-duck!

by HOFFmanME! November 30, 2011


Fuck duck

A slut who is a duck.

Guy one: look at that bird having sex with that other bird
Guy two: he’s definitely a fuck duck for sure

by Frick boi >:3 May 7, 2019


fuck duck

When the pussy starts wailing while you fuck her.

Your mom is a fuck duck

by bigboyghdjkkd December 19, 2018


duck deal

n. Any business transaction that makes millions for apparently aimless, non-executive types.

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Come on. We'll sell dad's beer cap collection and buy a roadside petting zoo. Weasels! Badgers! It'll be great!

Sounds like a duck deal.

Exactly. You in?

by Lobsterbeybuoy September 1, 2013


duck squatting

The act of squatting while exerting fecal matter as a duck or any other water fowl is consuming the raw body fluids.

Man i was duck squatting so hard last night my rectum is swelling.

by The filthy whisker November 1, 2013


Ducks in here

The excuse you should use when you let out a large fart that sounds close enough to a quack that it could pass for a duck.

(Fart) "Bro, there must be some ducks in here"
"You disgust me..."

by KEATOR November 21, 2012


A duck

A ugly female

That girl sha raglin from Lexington is a duck , she ugly as hell. Good for a sneaky link!

by Majorfrazier November 14, 2021