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An almost inexplicably majorly solid erection that a guy gets once in a while. It is so hard and so major that it belongs on the body of a porn star pumped up with viagra. These boners are awesome and make guys feel real proud when they occur during sex.
"I have a MAJOR porn star boner! AWESOME!"
When your dick hasn't gotten hard within a long period of time and it suddenly turns REALLY hard!!
DUDE i havent jacked off in such a long time that I got a RUSTY STEEL BONER and i came like no OTHER!!
The erection of a manatee that seems to bob up and down because of rage naturally.
Look at how graceful that raging manatee boner looks flopping around.
An insult similar to cocksucker. Originates from the song "Uncle Fucka," performed by comedians Terrence and Phillip" in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Considered more offensive than cocksucker in that it is a bit more graphic and calls the person a bastard, implying that the person either was born out of wedlock or is of questionable moral character.
"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!"
-Terrence and Phillip, "Uncle Fucka"
Jamal: "You're a cocksucker."
Evan: "Oh yeah, well you're a nobgobbler."
Jamal: "If you were a dinosaur, they would call you sucksalottacock."
Evan: "Well if your parents could name you again, they'd name you Isaac York-Hawk."
Jamal: "You spend more time on your knees than a Gregorian monk."
Evan: "Well you're a boner biting bastard."
Jamal: "Come on man, that was uncalled for."
Evan: "Yeah, I guess so. Sorry."
Ready for action but nowhere to go, left hanging or unprepared to situation.
Dude, you have to come to my party! Don't leave me NWB.
My boss asked me what I thought about the case, but I hadn't read it yet. I was NWB.
I did't know I supposed to bring a gift to the party, I just showed up NWB.
NWB: Naked With a Boner
Acquiring a boner from exposure to material of the Harry Potter universe. This could be from watching a Harry Potter film, or something simple like seeing a stick resembling a magic wand. A Harry-Potter-Boner or "HPB" is something highly treasured and congratulated amongst Harry Potter Fans.
Tony: "Dude that Harry Potter film was so good i just got a HPB"
Chris:"A HPB?"
Tony:"Yeh, a Harry-Potter-Boner"
Chris: "Gratz on that man!"
The wondrous feeling of pride one gets when working on their car (e.g. changing a tire).
So I was on the freeway the other day and I got a flat. Next thing I did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. I can safely say that I had a car owner boner for the rest of that night.