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Straight

1) Heterosexual.
2) (only if you're a male) A valid excuse not to suck a dick.

Example 1)

Guy 1: "I'm straight."

Example 2)

Guy 1: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Guy 2: "NO! I'm straight! That's why!"

by Twight0931 March 31, 2021


Straight

Slang term referring to heterosexual used to be offensive or extremely rude

Porneleis was called straight for saying the n word in front of his kids

by Pornielis Herbert January 19, 2019


Straight, cis, white men

The holy water to petrify the devil; aka the single combination of identities that SJWs and the current state lefties are at (radical liberalism) and are losing their shit over. It came with the rise of "wokeness" in the 2010s, particularly.

*Usually a way to refer to those modern feminists and LGBTQ+ advocates and allies despise. Often said, when serious/unironic, without care or awareness of how sexist, racist, and overall discriminatory it is, or as a propagating phrase to indoctrinate and mislead. Rose to popularity through TikTok, Twitter, and Tumblr; the smelly depths of the Internet, really.

Sometimes accompanied with "old," like when referring to those who made the Roe v. Wade decision.

Simply put, the final boss modern day liberals claim are perpetually feeding into their suffering.

Blue-haired they/them: Leave it to you straight, cis, white men to take away my rights as a non-binary, pansexual girlboss.

Their estranged father: You were exactly who you hated before 2018.

by thoughtscanberead December 5, 2023


Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.

Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.

by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023


straight homo

derogatory term against bi people, usually men

Homophobe: That straight homo said he liked women.

by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021


straight homo

derogatory against bi people, typically men

Homophobe: He a straight homo.

by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021


Straight Outta Lynwood

"Weird Al" Yankovic's 12th studio album, released 2006. Features iconic songs such as White & Nerdy, Virus Alert, and Don't Download This Song. Title of the album is a parody of Straight Outta Compton..

"Straight Outta Lynwood is "Weird Al Yankovic's 12th album."

by 44Nifty June 9, 2023