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to insert your penis into a rectum and urinate.
jon gave sally a lockport water balloon last night !!!! she came runnin' out of his apartment screaming bloody murder!!!!!
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To put water into one of the huge Brita pitchers.
Running low on the water, time to water the fish tank!
Polish holy water can get you drunk AND sterilize a wound, so it's a true miracle.
When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.
Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis
When a turd rises its bald brown head above the water in the toilet. Something to be proud of if you are into that. Go figure.
I had the most outrageous out of water experience in the restaurant bathroom, I left it there for the next guy to admire.
An alcoholic infused seltzer beverage. Ex. White Claw
I've got beer, liquor or if your watching your calories I've got white girl water too.
A seemingly attractive female whom many men have fallen for initially, only for them to notice her dull personality.
You could send the funniest joke to this girl and the best reply you'd get would be 'lol' or 'lmao'. Often there's a chance for her to not respond at all.
Anyone dating the Glass Of Water Girl will grow up to become a middle-aged white man in a childhood sweetheart marriage that neither spouse is interested in anymore.
Eugene: Ugghh I sent this hilarious meme to jacky and all I got as a reply was ''Lmao'', I tried to continue the conversation and she just left me on read.
Donald: Hey man, she's not worth it, she's just a goddamn Glass Of Water Girl.