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Having the freedom to fart whenever you want, which men don't have when they are around women.
After scoring with a chick, Robbie never sleeps over because he can't go all night without having farte blanche.
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the act of punting a fart back into an ass
the fucker crop dusted past me so a fart punted it back in his stink hole
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a temporary period of disconnecting from the thoughts and ideas of the mind, allowing the feelings of the heart to spill forth during communication, without filter or measure.
I really want to let you know how I truly feel, so allow me to Heart Fart for a few minutes.
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When you are feeling so sad that you can’t/don’t even fart.
Person 1: what is up with frank
Person 2: he looks really upset, he must have a case of the sad farts
Person 1: damn
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When a human reads something on snapchat and decides to search it up on UD, only to find out it is a fart that makes the trrrr sound
I bent over and accidentally clap farted, it was so loud
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At any camp or sleepover involving junior high boys, the time after "lights out" to begin making farting noises, real or imitated.
The youth director is asleep - it's fart thirty!
(sleepy camper) What time is it?
(friend rips one)
(sleepy camper) Oh. It must be fart thirty! (responding in kind)
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NO DOLLARS! Instead she farts in your face and takes your damn tooth
Bruce: You're the worst, Fart Fairy.
Fart Fairy: Enjoy the beeferino, a mighty taco supremo!!!
Bruce: I hate you.
Fart Fairy: I'm farting in your chimney now :)
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