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You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.

Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019


Straight hair gang

The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.

Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’

by ManOfManyDefinitions June 23, 2021


Stealth Straight

A person who appears to be exclusively homosexual (or asexual), but is actually not. A “stealth straight” is attracted to members of the opposite sex, but not always exclusively.

Carson dresses like a total twink, but he’s fucked more chicks than all of us combined! Maybe I should try the stealth straight strategy…

by Sitbear October 6, 2023


Straight White Man

Some of the most hated people. They get treated like shit even though straight white men are the people who invented most of everything in the entire world.

Jerry: Dumbass cisgender neurotypical heterosexual white skinned men, i hate them!
Bill Gates (a Straight White Man): Nobody cares

by Lexfunni October 16, 2023

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Straight white man

a prime example of this word is that one man thats sits in your class and thinks he an "alpha" luke roberts

oh yea hes a straight white man

by ihatestraightwhitemen December 7, 2022

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straight jibbin

only applies to ppl in the bay area. straight jibbin refers to thizzin in a way that doesn't require ecstasy or pills.

yo bruh i was straight jibbin at the afta party.

by mr.JIB September 16, 2009


dead straight

If you’re being dead straight your being straight up and deadass about what your saying or doing ; you’re being for real about what you say

Amy: aye you fr not giving me money

Luke: I dead straight don’t have money on me rn

by istartedthiswordenjoyit January 16, 2021