Divine Ass

An ass so big that Moses himself, could not even part those cheaks

Channele had such a divine ass it is a wonder how she is able to walk.

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ass-juice

The word used to describe the sweat from your back/ass rolling down the cleft of your ass, usually after an intense "workout" session...

Jesus i can almost feel the ass-juice pooling in my boxers!

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sean-ass

An ass that bleeds for no known medical reason, also could be an ass that stinks like no fuckin other.
Can be treated, yet not cured, with any form of blockage (eg. toilet paper, tampon, or any other anus sized object.)

I have sean-ass after last night.
Dude I have sean-ass, I need a shower big time.

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crushing ass

Slang term for sexual intercourse; can also refer to anal intercourse, specifically.

Origin: Motion picture "Old School," as per Vince Vaughn's chatacter in an alternate locker room scene that was left on the cutting room floor.

"...now he's crushing ass at every frat mixer..."

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candy-ass

A word filter on 4chan that comes about by saying "faggot."

OP is a candy-ass roody-poo fucker.

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Took it in the ass

Past tense for Taking it in the Ass.

1) To express former disapointment
2) Slang expression for an unfortuante/unfair event.

Also see: Take it in the ass

1) Todd took it in the ass on that one.
2) When he invested in Worlcom stock, he really took it in the ass on that one.

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Flop ass

Basically a synonym for douchebag. Can mean anyone that is either scurvy, a putz, stupid, lame, dorky, or a nerd.

That guy has rubber testicles hanging from his back bumper, what a flop ass!!

So you spent all last night Watching MadTV? You are a flop ass!

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