Straight Anal is a sex move where a straight couple (man and woman) perform anal. However, it is not the penis that is getting inserted into the woman's arsehole. The woman is inserting her vagina/tit into the man's arsehole. The man can be lying down and the woman can sit sideways across his arsehole facing either backwards or forwards if vagina inserting. If tit inserting, she should lie down on top of him and insert her tit.
Keith-'Yo Tim how was last night with Sommer'
Tim-'Bro we tried Straight Anal, it felt weird but was good'
Keith-'I need to try this with Riley'
mother: girl or woman who gave birth to a child
father: boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm
parent: mother or father
grandmother: parent’s mother
grandfather: parent’s father
grandparent: parent’s parent
great-grandmother: grandparent’s mother
great-grandfather: grandparent’s father
great-grandparent: grandparent’s parent
great-great-grandmother: great-grandparent’s mother
great-great-grandfather: great-grandparent’s father
great-great-grandparent: great-grandparent’s parent
great-great-great-grandmother: great-great-grandparent’s mother
great-great-great-grandfather: great-great-grandparent’s father
great-great-great-grandparent: great-great-grandparent’s parent
daughter: girl or woman in relation to her parents
son: boy or man in relation to her parents
child: person in relation to her parents
granddaughter: child’s daughter
grandson: child’s son
grandchild: child’s child
great-granddaughter: grandchild’s daughter
great-grandson: grandchild’s son
great-grandchild: grandchild’s child
great-great-granddaughter: great-grandchild’s daughter
great-great-grandson: great-grandchild’s son
great-great-grandchild: great-grandchild’s child
great-great-great-granddaughter: great-great-grandchild’s daughter
great-great-great-grandson: great-great-grandchild’s son
great-great-great-grandchild: great-great-grandchild’s child
I am glad to see my relatives of consanguinity of straight line all gathered at Christmas.
Women who are unfortunately attracted to men, much to their detriment and disgust.
I'm so devastatingly straight, the fact that I'm still attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice
These ho’s actin up. We need some of that straight Trace midget pimpin!
September 14 - A day dedicated to celebrating and appreciating the contributions and accomplishments of straight white girls.
Happy straight white girl appreciation day!
The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.
Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’
A person who appears to be exclusively homosexual (or asexual), but is actually not. A “stealth straight” is attracted to members of the opposite sex, but not always exclusively.
Carson dresses like a total twink, but he’s fucked more chicks than all of us combined! Maybe I should try the stealth straight strategy…