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Having sex when its too cold to take your dressing gown off, but you have to make sure its rough loving (Stay in character)
Josh You want to have sex?
Sally No its too cold!!
Josh Rarrrr, oh yeah baby!......Polar Bear Sex!
Alex Is it necessary that you do this on top of me?
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used to describe someone who is a pan (see definition for pan) and is awkward and chunky like a bear, and all at the same time is acting like a major homosexual.
wow man, you are moving and acting like a pan bear faggot.
really murphy? you come up into this party and start acting like a pan bear faggot? not cool.
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A Phrase used by Truck Drivers.
It means not to speed and give the Bear money for another Donut.
East Bound Don't Feed The Bears you got'em Wall to Wall from the 186 mile marker to the 54 mile marker.Don't give them a reason to take food off your childrens plate.
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The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.
Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"
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the loser of the group.
the different one who doesn't fit in and gets toothpicks thrown at them.
"Ugh I hate her! She is always going off and saying the dumbest things."
"Seriously she is such a green gummy bear. Let's exclude her and throw toothpicks at her when she's not looking."
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a polar bear who is manic in the summer and depressed in the winter.
Hibernation is so sad for Mr. bi polar bear
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A sexual tactic used to cream fill a sexual partner. By wrapping one's arms around another person and applying a powerful pressure during intercourse, the victim is locked down and powerless to deny the full ejaculatory load. Used to quell skiddish co-pilots and mentally confound anti-birth control sluts.
Commonly used in midwestern hate sex and sexual roulette.
"Did you use a condom with that bartender last night?"
"NO! She asked me to pull out but I Bear-hug Blasted her instead."
"You can't use a condom. It's against my religion."
"Bitch, let me put it in your ass or I'll just Bear-hug Blast you."
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