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Family Guy Christmas Is AMAZING!!!
Santa is dying.. save him! FAMILY GUY!
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simply put: the best combination of a three word greeting ever
Girl: Hi
Guy: What's up guy?
Girl: Oh my god! (orgasm) Take me now
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Epic Violin Guy played with Epic Sax Guy in the Eurovision 2010 contest and performed in the band The Sunstroke Project and Olia Tira. But, Epic Violin Guy is not as cool as Epic Sax Guy
person 1-did you hear of epic violin guy??
person 2-FUCK YOU... DON'T YOU EVER DISGRACE EPIC SAX GUY LIKE THAT AGAIN!!!
person 1-"slices throat"
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Me: Sometimes, Im the bad guy
Random Billie fan: duh
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He's the lead guitarist of The Academy Is... and probably the most awesome Australian EVER.
He goes by Chislett and Chizzy.
TAIFan: Dude, look at Michael Guy Chislett play!
TAIFan2: He's been playing the guitar for like 17 years!
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Here are some jokes from Larry the Cable Guy
"I was sniffing around at Victoria's Secret the other day. I was like a retard at a chucky cheese. Guess what they have. Underbritches with holes in the crotches. These things sell for 15 bucks. I'm sitting on a dwarful of those worth 250 bucks at home"
"They now have something called eatin' britches. I bought five pairs for my girlfriend and ate a couple on the way to her house. If they made biscuits and gravy flavored, I'd get fat just off that"
"I beleive if I was paid a dollar for every time my dad said he loved me...Well, money isn't important now"
"They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket"
"If you don't think that's funny, get the hell out of here"
"I have a deaf brother. He also has teret syndrome, so he's all like *makes nasty hand gestures*"
"My girlfriend read a hog hunter magazine and said 'Why don't you trim you're private areas, that'll look sexy.' Oh no, I said. An hour later I have razor bumps and toilet paper squares all over my balls"
"My grandma was in a farting contest..."
"GitRdone"
Larry the Cable Guy bought a fart machine at the mall, used it everywhere, and gave it to his grandma for his birthday
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The formula one must use when determining at what age it is socially acceptable for a male to date/marry/etc a female.
Generally stated, the guy's age divided by two, plus seven.
Cale is 26. Cale's age divided by 2 is 13, so adding 7 to that gives you 20. Thus, by the rules stated in the Creepy Guy Formula, the absolute youngest girl Cale can date is a 20 year-old.
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