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Getting admitted into a hospital due to mental health issues, referencing to the cool new socks you get sent home with.
I’m scared to tell my therapist that I want to commit unalive because I don’t want to get sticky socked.
Northern slang for putting on the trusty old wank sock.
Billy was tired of pulling birds in't pub, so he stayed in and put 't sock on.
To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss
Boss, where have you been ,
Me , oh i had to change my socks ,
Boss , oh spewing
During the time and place for everything (college), a group of penis owning individuals will perform a "relay race" using a sock. The first person cums in the sock, passes it to their teammate. This continues until the entire team ejaculates into the sock. The team with the fastest time to complete ejaculations wins!
Man, I can't wait to beat you later in the sock relay!
When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock
Dude, I just found Kyle’s Alabama sock
why just why did you search this??? u need help
happy national poop sock day!
Person 1: Hey do you want to hang out later. Maybe we can sock dizzy do? 😏