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The juggernaut of creeping midsection mass responsible for male waistline transformation from the taught, muscular 6-pack of adolescence into the pregnant, beer-gut of middle-age; fueled by complacency, physical stagnation and marriage imposed near-celibacy.
Yes, as the cultural signature of both simultaneous success and failure, the fat daddy belly signifies a high degree of financial and social achievement--while at the same time heralding irredeemable physical decline and defeat of sexual prowess...look in the mirror. You've arrived, it's over...
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New Jersey dwelling male of Italian descent between ages of 18-40 who stands between 5'0" and 5'4" tall usually wearing tight blue jeans, no less 18 oz. of cheap cologne, silk shirt with no more than 4 buttons fastened(so as to expose thick carpeting of chest hair), and at least 1 lb of assorted gold jewelry not to exceed a a quality rating higher than 10 karat all whilst cruising around in an IROC-Z on a neverending, and rarely successful, mission to "get laid."
Joe Pesci in "My Cousin Vinny"
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Ultra cool 50+ year old man...all the guys want to be him, all the gals just want him.
Man, your dad os one big cat daddy.
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Jessica told her boyfriend "cum in me daddy!" while they were having sex. Now she's pregnant. Scared yet?
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What no rich, spoiled, whiny little 13-year-old brat ever goes to the mall without.
Hannah totally got that wannabe Gucci handbag at a thrift store. With Daddy's credit card, might I add.
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A nickname that you give yourself when your name is Adam because you can't incorporate it in any other nickname.
Adam: Big Daddy Adam doesn't flow at all, but it would be a decent nickname.
Everyone else: Man, Big Daddy Adam is a bitchin' nickname.