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Nut heat is best defined as covering with a blanket from the waist down and being forced to remove the blanket as the "Nut heat" is too overwhelming. Body heat but in the nuts.
Damn, I was tossing and turning all night cause of nut heat
One who's nuts are covered in poop
"Ah shit man, I got poop nuts again"
When you’re overdue for a jack off sesh but you’re in a place where you can’t but you do it anyway
Guy 1:“Hey man, you looked kinda uncomfortable at the funeral”
Guy 2: “Yeah after NNN my nutsack is overflowing. I’m sorry, but it was a dire nut”
Guy1: “what”
'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.
Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.
Drew: Yo, we should go machine nutting, Trevor
Trevor: Yo, hell yeah, drew
An event that lasts the entirety of November of which you can not ejaculate.
I failed No Nut November
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1) To hit a golf or tennis shot perfectly.
2) To nut all over your bitch!
Yo he flush nutted that golf shot!! Over 300 yards!
Going 7 days before your birthday without masturbation or sex, and then on your birthday, flood your home town with a tsunami of sperm (or fanny juice if you are a female).
"My knob aches because of this birthday nut."
"My testicles feel like balloons."