artificially busy

When one puts on the illusion of having legitimate activities to do when in reality they're just trying to avoid you for some unexplicable reason. Uses such excuses as, "I can't talk now, I gotta study for my 5000954543098534 tests" or "Sorry but I can't chill with you anymore today because I have 4343290^7 appointments to go to." Extremely annoying, not very clever and the only person that these people fool are themselves.

Me: *dials number* Hey baby!
Boyfriend: Hey I gotta run because I have to go clean the house all day! *click*
Me: Damn it, hes artificially busy again, must be with that bitch Shaneese

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jalapeno business

Can be used as a faster way to say "all up in your business" but is not recommend in public. Originated from the nosy pepper joke. However this joke is to be used as a last resort or used to stall somebody. Although one can sometimes get away with using this term regularly.

unfunny friend: What do you call a nosy pepper?
wise friend: ...jalapeno business
unfunny friend: ......danggg

hipster guy: do you think Stacy likes me?
hipster guy #2: yea, dude, she was jalapeno business yesterday
hipster guy: ..cant believe you just said that
or
hipster guy: oh alright, cool, thanks

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good business

used to describe something excellent and/or desirable. Best spoken at the workplace.

See that new secretary in those super tight pants? Yes, that's good business.

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business techno

Techno music that is considered mainstream and commercialized.

Those two guys on r/Techno reddit forum kept arguing over whether or not if Scuba is now considered business techno.

Sure I like a few Pig and Dan tracks, but I won't go to the Drumcode Festival because of the sheer overwhelming amount of business techno.

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busy bottom

A hypersexual gay bottom

Oh that Sammy! He's such a busy bottom. Already had three tops and its only Tuesday.

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Bad For Business

Made famous by a young man from Brooklyn named Mike it is known to mean Anything that is not good or 100% satisfaction

That’s bad for business👎

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pseudo-busy

v.The act of not being very busy, but being busy enough to not accomplish something.

Wife: Did you take out the trash yet?
Husband: No, I've been pseudo-busy.
Wife: Doing What?
Husband: Work and trying to ignore you.
Wife: Oh okay...What was that last part?
Husband: Ohhh nothing, I'll go take out the trash now.

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