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While listening to Journey's "Don't stop Believin'" and receiving a rusty trombone, you feel like you have to fart, and do. However, you end up sharting in the girl's face, at which point, the girl vomits in your ass. She passes out from the stench, so you take the opportunity to play "hide the peanut butter" with her dog. When you're done, you place sparklers in her nose,then jam a tuba mouthpiece in her ass and play "Washington Post March". If performed in a Rolls Royce, you must play "Nobles of the Mystic Shrine" and refer to the act as a Rolls Royce Landon.
Guy no. 1: "How did it go last night?"
Guy no. 2: "Royce Landon."
Guy no. 1: "I worship you!"
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Landon is a shitty 4-12 school located in Bethesda Maryland. There colors are shit brown and white with there mascot being a bear. The kids there have a certain sense that there school is better even though it’s shittier then all the high schools in the area. They try to compete with schools like Gonzaga,St. Johns,Prep and bullis which are all 100 times better then Landon in every way. Kids there think it’s cool to rape and beat women. They act hood even though there parents are cooperate lawyers with 5 country club memberships and pay 40k for a school. The schools academics are absolute shit. Every school in the area puts there differences aside to give shit to Landon. Do not apply they don’t accept unless you donate money or have a brother there. Also the boys there are extremely homosexual and make it clear to everyone else that they rape each other in the locker room.
Hot girl “a guy from Landon school abused me.”
Guy “I’m sorry don’t mess with Landon guys. There bad news”
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Landon Leavette. A bad bitch! Makes amazing music. My personal favorite is “Faggots”.
“Baddie Landon is so gay”
Landon The Really good hockey player. The really good sport player. The most athletic person in the city
Man I am almost as good as Landon Roulston
Nonce who likes kids and dates and chats up 13 year olds when he's 17
Jack landon is a nonce
The Coolest Dude that ever lived, And the Coolest dude that ever will live. His Best Friend is Nick.
Landon S. Rules Nicholas A. Droolz Autumn H. Laid an Egg
is a specimen of human with a small shlong
There is Landon Boice, I bet his shlong is small