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A person with a love for sex often stronger than their love for family. They are constantly looking for their next chance to get laid like other addicts looks for their next chance to get what they want. Often if going through withdrawals mood swings or irritability will happen. If someone you know is a sex addict often they will become desperate to sleep with whoever they can. make sure you keep a close eye on them because they will do anything and everything in their power to have sex. DO NOT ENCOURAGE THEM! Avoid any things that revolve around sex or sexual ideas. This could trigger them to become more desperate.
God she is such a sex addict she slept with Randy. That boy has more STDs than I could count.
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In actuality, a real problem found in regular marijuana users, BUT only limited to 10 percent of the said population population. No different from an addiction probably apparent in a contingent of Twinkie lovers. In which case, we can extrapolate and say there is always a percentage of aficinados for ANYTHING that are addicted. Most (albeit few) addictions are psychological, and very few are caused by physical symptoms. This is in fact due to the long molecular half life of the substance and will remain in the body for a long time after use. Even if affected by said 'ailment' none are life threatening unlike caffeine, alcohol, or sugar saturated foods.
Source: Marijuana and Medicine: Assessing the Science Base; Janet E. Joy, Stanley J. Watson, Jr., and
John A. Benson, Jr.
guy 1: Yo, John, check him out over there, he quit the mary jane after 30 years smokin up every single day. he's got the withdrawal symptoms from marijuana addiction~! I'm scurrred
guy 2: he's been irritable and cant sleep lately huh...Just like your girlfriend on her period! ZING!
guy 1: lol shutup
*fist bump*
kid: mama, im scurrred, that dood has the marijuana addiction! he's part of that scaaary 10 percent of people who likes smoking up regularly!
milf: its ok dearie, at least he's not obese like the 30 percent of people who like eating regularly =)
kid: *gasp* so its better to smoke up some dank than clog my arteries with high fatty food??
milf: yes honey ;)
kid: i love you mom
*hugz*
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Compulsory and excessive engagement in the internet such that it interferes with your IRL life.
The first thing I think about when I open my eyes in the morning is jacking into cyberspace and downlinking some bits, and I wake up at least three times a night to get my WiFix. I've tried canceling the DSL five times, but my Internet Service Pusher won't let me get clean. I don't think I'm ever going to kick this internet addiction.
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A completely innocent addictionwould be...Reading or perhaps your favorite cartoon on a Sunday morning. Maybe your innocent addiction would be arguing? What would be your innocent addiction?
Person 1: Well...I have a confession to make...
Person 2: O-kay.
Person 1: I'm addicted to WoW.
Person 2: That's ok...everyone is. It's only an innocent addiction.
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Actually Mr. Lament, your a dumbass. I can't think of any pot head i know, including yours truely, that cant quit the shit when they need to. ive never heard of anyone suckin dick for weed man, have you? maybe there is someone out there like that, but everyone knows that a true addiction is when you'll give everythang up for one thing, not just "ohh, i want some weed."
pothead and addict are two complete things, one smokes weed alot, the other will whore themselves... there is no such thing as a marijuana addiction, and if you believe there is, then go look at your neighborhood crackhead... THATS addiction
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someone who texts nonstop, even at lunch when youre sitting right across from them. its pathetic especially when their parents actually pay for it. these people also sleep w/ their phones to make sure no one texts and they *OMG* miss it! scandal! they didnt read it until 5 am, it was sent at 3 am!!!! OMG!
text addict- *beep bleep blorg beep bop boo beep* *texting frantically*
normal person right next to them- WTF? did u just effing text me to tell me that youre sitting next to me? thats 1 effing dollar you freak!
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text addict- *sleeping with phone under pillow* *phone vibrates and they read the text-
TEXT-
OMG I LYK LUV U!
from brad, text addicts fellow texting boyfriend
text addict- omg, i almost missed that!!
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Those who read all 50+ illiterate, immature, tedious, angrily impotent and amateurish permutations of a definition of a given word and then adds yet another illiterate, immature, tedious, angrily impotent and amateurish permutation of that definition to that word.
Whooo! Look at me! I am so hardcore on UrbanDictionary.com!
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