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(Similar to the term "Average Joe" but different in meaning.)
Someone who appears to be normal or average but has very unusual fetishes and secrets.
"Average Tim" over there looks pretty plain but the other night he was sucking a black dildo covered in pop rocks with the words "cock boy" and "knob gobbler" written on his chest while 15 people watched.
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An amazing actor from the UK, he has been in three Quentin Tarantino movies, his most famous role being Mr. Orange in Resevoir Dogs.
Timmy isn't exactly the greatest looking guy, but he has a charisma that makes him extremely sexy. In fact, he has a large female fanbase who adores him. He is what Philadelphians would call Sexjewgly.
Also, despite popular belief, he is not Jewish. At least, not by blood.
Tim Roth should've been Snape.
He was great in Resevoir Dogs...
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A duo of anti-humor and satirical comedians, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim. They are featured on adultswim. Most of their sketches are supposed to seem camp, often utilizing themes such as infomercials and telethons.
They offer a wide variety of sketches, such as an imaginary company called Cinco which produces seemingly useless gadgets, such as a pasta bear, a teddybear which after cooking will yield pasta hidden inside its stomach. Dr. Steve Brule offers various kinds of advice "for your health".
They also have sketches with guest celebrities such as Will Forte and Bob Odenkirk. Tim & Eric also starred in and directed a movie, called Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie.
Taken from the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!,
Narrator: "It's Brule's Rules with Channel 5's Dr. Steve Brule!"
Dr. Steve Brule: "I'm Dr. Steve Brule, with another Brule Rule for ya. If you're raking the leaves and it gets all over your driveway, just hose it off, you dummy! For your health."
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(British)
A phrase used to express support for someone who, having started out well, is inevitably losing at a game/activity.
Originally used by forlorn British supporters of Tim Henman, a notorious tennis semi-finalist.
Harry (to Mark, a valiant but unwieldy semi-pro boxer): "Come on, Tim!"
John: "Man, no need to rub salt in his wounds."
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A brilliant, British-Australian comedian/musician/songwriter/composer/human who writes and performs songs that are both thought-provoking and hilarious at the same time.
While his appearance can be frightening at first, after watching a few of his videos, Tim Minchin's incredible talent transcends his looks and he begins to appear rather attractive.
And let's not forget his insane piano skills.
Tim Minchin is a master in multiple areas.
I'd go to a performance of Tim Minchin only doing comedy.
I'd go to a performance of Tim Minchin only playing the piano.
I'd go to a performance Tim Minchin only talking about current issues.
I'd go to a performance of Tim Minchin only singin... gwell maybe not...
Tim Minchin has harnessed the power of all of his skills and is using it scramble my brains (in a good way)
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A guy who likes sea Manatees and is also a unicorn master, He can summon fire and dance like no other a bad ass in anyones book if there book were to read look at that guy over there he is a hippie hatin, manatee sexin, unicorn master, dancing fool
Also someone who loves to play Dungeons and Dragons and when ever he rolls the dice he yells LIVE ACTION even thought this is not proper game etiquette
After I roll my 12 sided dice in our Dungeons and Dragons game I will use my Tim Kiley to kill all of your Level 3 Orcs.
That guy sure can Tim Kiley on the Dance floor.
Tim Pottage is a very sexy but narcissistic character from the notoriously sexualized tv drama "What A Meme". He persistently gropes other characters including "Susey McSustits" who ironically proclaims "What A Meme!" whenever Tim Pottage's sexual deviancies provoke other colleagues. Most notably in the Episode "The Kennel Club" Tim is caught dressed up in a dalmation costume flirting with another person, Susey attempts to say her catchphrase but Tim reacts tyrannically, resulting in one of the funniest scenes in television history.
"You're being such a Tim Pottage" Bill said as Ben stroked his leg