Ass bike

When the pointy part of a bicycle goes inside the anus

"Did you hear what happened to joey last week?"
"No, what happened?"
"Poor guy got ass biked in the middle of the park"

bike rifing

Origin: Seattle
Carrying your bike around on your car bike rack when you have no intention of riding it. The act of posing as a bicyclist.

I was crusin' the mall doing a little bike rifing, hoping to pick up some athletic chicks

Tramp Bike

A modified bike, which would enable usage of it on a trampoline. Achieved by removing the wheels and attaching polystyrene and layers upon layers of maskintape.

Bob: Check my skillz on this tramp bike crew!
Everyone: Holy crap Bob your so hardcore!
Mariah Carey: How would you like me to perform sexual intercourse with you Bob?
Bob: Nah its k.

bike share

When two partners straddle an object, both facing forward (as one would straddle a bike), and the partner in back inserts either a penis or dildo into the partner in front.

“My girlfriend and I wanna spice things up, any ideas”
“Well the bike share is a classic”

pony a bike

When a person is on a bike and one hand is steering that bike and the other hand is steering another bike that they just stole.

Look at that guy pony a bike. He just stole it from that bike rack.

Bike Pig

#1)Police officer on a bicycle.

Man I was riding my bike downtown when this Bike Pig came and said" Pull over sir !". "I was like fuck are you serious ! Fucking Bike Pig what a joke!"

Mike the Bike

A chick with a lisp who’s the town bike. Mike being a reference to “Mike Tyson” who has a lisp.

Franklin :My foreskin hurts

Ahmed: What happened bro?
Franklin: Mike the Bike gave me a blow job
Ahmed : Damn . Never get a BJ from a chick with a lisp.