When someone wraps their lips around a butthole when the other person farts
Danny- I saw some girl last night and she was fucking beautiful....
Jason- really? So fine that you would chronic hit her?
Danny- HELL YEAH!!!
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if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general
"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."
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The act of taking a dumb, urinating, sneezing, coughing, and puking -- all simultaneously.
May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.
Guy: dude the Devil's after me..
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.
Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.
*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.
An alcoholic who also loves to smoke chronic.
John is a chronic alcoholic, he loves to smoke chronic when he's drinking.
Someone that complains almost non-stop, Very annoying.
Did you hear how much of a Chronic Complainer maya is?
The King Edgar! Grunts and simple phrases of "Si quema cuh" are often it's mating calls. They are known to rub their fecal matter about their torso as warrior paint. When encountered in the wild, throw a hot dog in the opposite direction of travel and they will follow.
Someone who spends too much time outside, a normie, an extrovert.
Jeremy: Anyone wanna go and play basketball?
Oscar: You are Chronically Outside.