Gary Vargas, current CEO of the LEGAL Company, is a Mexican Muslim whom now lives in Chernobyl theme park. Gary Vargas is a homeschool dropout at age 12. He was later bought over by Legal company for $6.9 in 11 of September 2001. He climbed up the ranks of the legal company from Assistant Janitor to CEO.
Gary Vargas lost the Godly election to Yewliam Willoong Shakesding!
One who is blind to redicule, and ridiculously over-confident. A God-like person who is amazing at everything he does.
"Gary Fuckin Lakes Everybody!!"
"Did you see that goal Messi just scored?", "I know, that was totally Gary Lakes."
A cat that alway be eating and meowin. He so tubby his titties touch the floor.
Katie gave Gary Tubbytit some chubbins, but he still runnin round and all meows. Better feed that fat ass some ham.
Much like a Barry boy, a Gary boy drives around in a car (usually some old model they bought second hand) with the music pumped up so loud that it shakes houses as they pass. Have often modified car's music system by stuffing speakers into the boot ect.
I was woken up by some Gary boy driving past the house at 2 in the morning, the music was so loud it made the windows rattle.
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NHL Hockey Player with the Pittsburgh Penguins, at 42 years old he is the most conditioned and tough player ever.. See badass for more information. Will drop the gloves and kick the shit out of anyone at will. You have been warned.
Gary Roberts hit that guy into the boards so hard, he got every girl in the first three rows pregnant!
There are only three horsemen of the apocalypse because Gary Roberts will skate.
They once made a Gary Roberts toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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possibly the worst name to have actuaally chosen then years later get sent to prison for child porn offences.
someoneone who manages to get chucked out of thailand.
fuck me mate! even gary wouldnt do that!
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1.(adj) To change physical appearance, demeanor, and voice; to be chameleon-like 2. (v) To stand behind an opened door as someone walks through it, at which point you push it slowly closed to sneak up on them.
Way to pull a Gary Oldman on me as I walked in the door.
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