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When a friend asks you for a piece of gum, and to avoid being asked by others for a piece you slip it under a desk, give them a high five, or a random handshake.
Paul: (whispers) Yo Don, can I have some of yr gum?
Don: (out of no where) HIGHFIVE MAN! (slips him the gum as their hands meet for the highfive)
Steven: Wow guys, that was the most poorly performed act of gum smuggling i've ever seen, btw can i get a piece?
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A scholarly term for female masturbation.
"It doesn't matter that Brad didn't call because I'm busy thumbing-the-gums anyway."
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a racist term for a black person
look at how black that blue gum is.
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Where someone without teeth gives you a blowjob.
Wow... I saw your grandmother last night and got a great gobble gum.
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Did you hear Stephanie got engaged? You know, Stephanie with the uppercase gums.
When Person A has a piece of gum hidden in their mouth, and Person B decides to find it... With their tounge...
Oh my God! Did you see John and Amanda go gum fishing? I about puked!
When you wake up in the morning with cum in your mouth from the night before.
Room mate: Ew what's that in your mouth
Britney: Oh damn that's morning gum from hanging out with Randy last night, guess I didn't notice it.