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Logan brain

Mental disability caused by parental abuse

Usually found in people with ADD and ADHD

Side effects may include blood lust, racial dysphoria, and inability to think coherently

(Victims are not required to be named “Logan”)
(Name was founded by patient 0 having being named Logan)

I’m sorry but you have been diagnosed with Logan brain.”

by Logan’s brain June 10, 2019


brain baby

An epiphany of thought. When someone suddenly has a brilliant idea.

omg, i just birthed a brain baby.

by Volcanis July 20, 2011


Shit a Brain

A phrase used to express how excited or mind-blown or confused you are feeling.

Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That Inception movie was sooooo good.
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it three times... I shit a brain the first time.

Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Memento was sooooo crazy.
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it six times... I shit a brain the first five times.

Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Requiem for a Dream was sooooo intense.
Smitty: Uh... I actually had a seizure during that one. I shit my pants.
Snooter: For reals? Oh... my... gawd.
Smitty: yeah... flopped around for... well... through the rest of the movie, actually. My cat just watched me... he didn't call 911 or help out... so... I missed most of that movie. Not a big fan...

by PDXJohnny99 April 29, 2013

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Brain booger

Noun. 1) A metaphor for a thought of any manner of consequence; that which sometimes results from "picking the brain."

I just had a brain booger; by virtue of its name, Brainbooger.com must be a receptacle of all manner of thoughts!

by Yu Phlung Pu June 11, 2009

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brain candy

An experience that is enjoyable because it stimulates the mind pleasantly, but doesn't actually make it work. Usually in reference to light and fluffy books, movies, TV shows, and other entertainment. Akin to eye candy.

No one ever called Star Trek great drama, but it makes pretty good brain candy.

by Evac156 February 9, 2005

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shit for brains

1. Stupid. Careless.

2. A person evincing these characteristics.

1. "What a shit for brains thing to do."

2. "That shit for brains Bob left the oven on when he left for Jamaica."

by Famous Mortimer January 24, 2003

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brain deficit

relating to having a brain deficiency. a brain deficit will usually be either very silly, stupid, idiotic or all of the above. shave a square into your son's head to prevent him from getting the brain deficiency. you can also wrap your newborn child's head in a cloth to make their head nice and round, bengali style. this prevents brain shrinkage. unfortunately, there will be some cases in which preventing a brain deficiency will be impossible, as some are just born without brains. these are known as brain deficits. there are no known cures to having a brain deficiency. maybe give your sorrows to the sadh guru or sumin idk

someone: haha Kai, you silly, stupid, idiotic and all of the above, you're such a brain deficit. you're not even a smooth brain because you suffer from an incurable brain deficiency.

Kai: Should I call my mum ??

by asalin315 March 12, 2021

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