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An album by Slipknot released in 2001. It was so good they named a state after it.
Andy: Have you heard Slipknot’s album, Iowa?
Max: I heard they named the state we live in after it.
Iowa is the place where corn grows taller than your IQ and the only thing flatter than the landscape is the conversation. You ever been to Iowa? You could scream "Yeehaw!" and the cows would just look at you like, "What the hell's wrong with this idiot?"
Example: "Iowa's so flat, you can watch your dog run away for three days straight."
The state of Iowa was named after a hit album by the nu metal band Slipknot.
“Oh did you like the album Iowa too?”
A place that no one lives in, there is not 3 million people there, it’s Idaho that has 3 million people. All iowa is is corn, nothing else, border is corn, ground is corn, houses are corn, people are corn. Is home to 6 billion corn.
Person #1: Yooooooo I went to iowa today
Person #2: how is the corn?
Person #1: it is really good, but I was lonely only thing there was corn, almost got trapped.
Person #2: Ohio is worse bro.
Person #1: YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YALL DONT GOT CEDAR POINT BITCH!
An album by Slipknot released in 2001. It was so good they named a state after it.
Andy: Have you heard Slipknot’s album, Iowa?
Max: I heard they named the state we live in after it.
The state with corn and nothing else
Guy: Yo, What’s the state that’s nothing but corn?
Guy: I heard It’s Iowa
Guy: Thanks bro