Random
Source Code
Random
\Noun\
•when you fuck your partner with a corn stalk in a corn field at a slow pace whilst listening to slip knot. All is done is done whilst wearing a polo shirt with Khakis.•
All is done to match the white, yet boring and somehow chaotic vibes of the small state.
Other names, Child of the corn
1: “Hey Harry? Wanna try doin The Iowa later”
“Dave...you’re my cousin”
2:”yooo dude me and Stacy did The Iowa last night”
3:”it got awkward at that festival so I did The Iowa an got outta there”
Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water?
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes
The smallest shit rut of a town, that consists of nothing but hicks and hoes who do nothing but talk shit. If you get bored in Colfax, Iowa, you’re in luck! You can smoke shitty weed parked behind McDonalds! That weed giving you the munchies? Choose between the McDonalds you just smoked by, subway, or a shitty little Mexican restaurant. If you see a teenager on the street there don’t stop for them. Their first words will be “can I hit that?” And always remember kids, if you do any other drugs than smoke weed and get drunk off shitty liquor in a garage you’re a piece of shit. And if you see any adults, they’re either old or do meth, so say hi!
Have you ever been to Colfax, Iowa? You have? Fuck man I feel bad for you.
I could have gotten something better but I got this instead
Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug
When a cob of corn is used as a dildo
I gave my little brother an Iowa Dildo for his 10th birthday
when you use a corn on the cob, shucked or not, to penetrate a significant other
I used an iowa dildo on her and before you knew it she was popping out popcorn!
This town is full of little shits some ok teachers some really good teachers "Mr. Hardy" good neighbors and weird noises.