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Jordan

biggest simp you will ever meet. Probably has bought every girl in your area food and drove them places. Secretly homosexual or non-binary most of the time.

Nic: "where's Jordan?"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"

by DecBow February 6, 2020


Jordan

A Jordan is a very honest guy he will talk his mind and is one of the realist out there, If you find one consider your self lucky, don't let him go if you have him because he wont look back

Jordan will always be by your side, just don't push him away

by Jorge the curious August 31, 2017


Jordan

A girl who can give you the boner affect with just a whisper.

*whispers* jordan is giving me the you know what affect

by Earlungess March 12, 2015


Jordan

Really nice guy and the perfect boyfriend

Jordan is my perfect guy

by B3LLA-R0S April 4, 2022


Jordan

A fat blob

Jordan is asking to play fortnite again, quick someone throw some food out the party while we run

by eijia May 10, 2019


Jordan

99% of the time when you tell somebody that your name is "Jordan" they reply with the following:

"HAHA, like Michael JORDAN XD"

by Aborted Fetus June 28, 2019


Jordan

Jordan is normally a narcissist who only cares about himself. He goes out with girls just to break heir hearts.

Omg he is such a Jordan

by NateDog01 March 9, 2020