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A Shirley temple mixed with a shooter. Lindsay Lohan is a more “messed up” child star than Shirley temple, just like how the drink messes people up.
Hey man want a Shirley temple? Make it a Lindsay Lohan and I’m in.
Lindsay Lohan is a hot mess and to use her name is synonymous with cocaine.
I'm hanging out with Lindsay Lohan.
A Hockey Lindsay is a Canadian term for a prepubescent boy who plays sports like a girl, and often stares a bit too long at others private parts in the change room.
"That dude is such a Hockey Lindsay. He just scored an own-goal, and then followed me into the shower after the game and kept staring at my junk."
After spending too much time with that one friend and so the next day your just “irritable and tired”
I think I have a Lindsay Hangover, I’m super bitchy after she wanted to hang out way past my bedtime last night
A chronic syndrome that makes jayden sylvia love lindsay Williams more than lindsay lives jayden.
Gosh jayden you have love lindsay more syndrome all the time
The prettiest girl EVER. She doesn’t have much boobs or ass but she has a big heart. She’s a shy girl but once you get to know her she’s super sweet. She wishes the guys would notice her. You should always remind her that she’s beautiful because sometimes she gets depressed so you should stick with her. Lindsay is so sweet so you should stick by her side.
Ew that girl Lindsay Blake is gross
She’s not gross she’s beautiful
The absolute dumbest of dumb niggers. She literally will take a shit on the ground and blame it on the dog. If you know a Lindsay fucking leave that hoe on read because she is the fucking worst person you could ever meet in your entire lifetime
Guy 1: hey have you seen Lindsay anywhere?
Guy 2: yeah i threw that fucking bitch in the the amazon river to be eaten by fucking piranhas.