A Maria will be so fun to be around. She laughs like no other, she will definitely make you smile ear to ear. Maria's can get crazy and are huge goofballs. Sometimes its hard to open up, but when she does you know that she really trusts you. Never let a maria down. Let a Maria be a Maria, they do what they want.
boy 1: Omg is that Maria?
boy 2: Yeah! I heard shes so cool!
boy 1: Shes definitely mine though!!
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A young age woman who is 'cultural', but still white AF. Has two children before the age of 25, so she know's her shit and doesn't take shit. Make you take your shoes off in the house. Knows all the newest trends. Drives a Mazda. Marias will talk to the manager, the manager's manager, and if need be, the founder of the company. Will also tell you the truth, give you the most genuine compliments, and make you tea.
"Omg she wants to talk to the manager, but she's being nice... so I dunno if she's a Karen."
"It's cause she's a Maria."
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the nickname of someone if they're constantly having something stolen, "borrowed", or taken
"Did you see how Molly had her passport stolen? Someone pulled a Maria on her."
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The hottest Girl you have ever seen. Originating from either Spanish or Russian background, she a rare traveller as her extended family lives too far away. Big Tits and a thick ass makes all the guys running for her. Her tough parents always pushing her to be her best academically and physically, which all just makes her better in bed. With low self-confidence and a sexy body, she is the perfect specimen to cuddle up with on a cold winters night by a warm fire. Her favourite position is doggy and backwards-cowgirl and will happily rub your dick at work, or take a full creampie and facial and day of the week.
Wow look at that girl with that sweet ass and giant tits!
Yeah, that's Maria
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Shes a midget who enjoys playing niggas, she likes to act like she dont care but she do
STAY AWAY at all costs
also has herpes
SHes such a maria , she broke poor marks heart
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A snitch.
Person1: she called the cops on you? Person2: hell yea Person1: damn what a snitch Person3: maria is a snitch? Person2: yes bro on my mom Person1: snitches get stitches
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