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what you would be doing if your mom didn’t walk in on you.
Joe was masturbating and his mom walked in on him so he quickly stopped and then he searched up “masturbate” on urban dictionary
The only reason I wish I didn’t have a dick
Me: Hey Timmy, I just masturbated to my wall.
Timmy: Good for you.
When a boy practices having sex. He puts on some cream, then plays around with his meat until it produces some milk.
Yo, tomorrow I'm gonna have sex so I'm gonna masturbate to make sure I make milk.
masturbator is something you’d be called if your a pro master of baiting,
timmy : yo!!>> my mom called me a masturbator
mike hawk : cool my homie, now let’s go be pro masturbators and go bait people,
A type of exotic bird that looks like cum.
Yo dude, I just masturbated at that masturb over there. Such an elegant bird.
1) Something 11-17 year old guys do because they don't have anyone to have sex with.
2) Something you watch your sister do after she showers
3) A way to get the erection you get every mourning to go away
4) For men, using your hand to cause an orgasm
5) The only sleep over game for boys other than hand jobs.
6) The favorite activity of my both me and my six year old brother.
Jack sat in his room his room, practicing his favorite sport, masturbation, rubbing his hand up and down his cock until his sister walked in and gave him a new means of pleasure.
Dan could withstand the movie's sex scene any loner. He whipped out his pecker and started to masturbate
Brian gave me 510 bucks to let him film me masturbating
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Being interrupted while masturbating.
1.) My mom walked in on me while I was masturbating. It was a total masturbance.
2.) The phone was a masturbance. It kept ringing so I couldn't finish masturbating until later.
3.) You're like a cock blocker for masturbating. Get out of my room. This is a masturbance.
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