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Blowing your nose on one's Scrotum
Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.
I gotta stop by the store and pick up some booty napkins. We're all out at the house.
Find something and use it as a condom!
Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"
A small nap, usually 45 minutes or less.
I took a napkin in the back of the car while my parents drove me to another mandatory AA meeting for my 3rd DWI.
Man I sharted my pants and I'm gonna need a crack napkin!!
A crack napkin helps with the excess sweat and leakage in the anal area.
1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.
2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.
Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.
Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
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