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The speed at which the elderly travel; this can be 5-10 miles under the speed limit whilst driving or just moving very slowly in front of you. It is a very frustrating phenomenon.
Aaaugh god dammit! Why won't she stop traveling at the speed of old! I've got stuff to do!
The penis of an elderly man in its flaccid state
"Whip out your Old Arnold", Gertrude demanded of Albert, "I haven't got all day!".
A word to describe your ex, commonly used for girls, which means that he "used" her for her body then left.
It can also mean a regular basic ex. -both genders can say this but this is more of a woman's response.
Guy 1: Damn, she looks hot.
Guy 2: Nah, I wouldn't want her because she was someone's old veggie.
Girl 1: Wait, isn't he one of your old veggies?
Girl 2: Yeah, we just didn't work out because of his temper.
When modern technology fails and one must resort to archaic, carbon based methods such as dictionaries and encyclopedias for definitions and references.
ME: Does anyone know where they keep the books in this place? The WiFi is down and I need to look something up.
Intern: The what?
ME: The BOOKS. I have to old schoogle it.
Intern: How old ARE you?
As one gets older, small things start slowly popping up. Such as the transition from board shorts to elastic waist shorts. Or jeans to sweat pants etc. Typically old manisms start in the early 40s.
Man, my old manisms have started. I fell asleep to a western this afternnon.
A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.
In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."
A small town along the shore of southern Connecticut. Filled with lots of pot heads, and drunks. Boring during the winter, and crazy during the summer
Damn dude, did you see those chicks from Old Saybrook? Which one, the baked or wasted one?
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