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The act of having a mustache that makes the owner look like a child molester.
Whoa dude, you really need to shave that molest-stache!
When you cum on someones upper lip. Sometimes around the holiday but by all means during Santa's off season.
- I gave that dude at the glory hole a mean Santa Stache the other day.
- Why would you tell me that.
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A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic
That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache
The result of eating out a woman on her period. Results in a red mustache on the upper lip.
Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"
When you have so many crumbs on your face it counts as a mustache
“Damn, my empanada gave me a crumb-stache!”
When you ejaculate on someones mustache who has passed out during or after a party involving alcohol.
Froggy went a courting I went a stache tagging.