The process of entering a public or privat bathroom, kicking down the door, and lunging at the person there. Once you get to them, you can preform oral sex on any lower oraface, despite the fact of whatever they're doing on the toilet. Sounds disgusting, has never been atemped before, and only will be by the worst of humanity.
Milly: Mom, why were you screaming?
Jill: Oh, your father gave me a Suprise Public Fucking.
Milly: What?
Jill: When I was in the bathroom, when your father kicked down the door, and started eating me out, even though I'm on my period.
Milly:LOL
Finding out you got mulitple STDs from a one night stand
"Dude this sucks it turns out i got a detroit friday night suprise"
The act of aggressively biting your partners ear during sex while their eating the mcrib
“Damn she was hot, i would have liked it if she didn’t give me a mctyson suprise”
When a horny individual of Indian ethnicity jumps from behind an object or alley way to surprise their sexual prey
That club was awesome Jim.
Yeah Stacy, I had a really great night tonight!
Let's go home through this alley way
HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!!
IT LOOKS LIKE A SAND-NIGGER JIM!
"Indian suprise!"
A black female giving birth to an albino child
Midwife of Indian maternity ward: FML another day of KINDER SUPRISE chaos!
Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.
I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox
Suprise is a guy who really loves girls or women and doesn't hesitate to date as many girls or women as he likes, he also a very creative person when it comes to music and giving out the best advises to people who really need it, he's also a very well know person, a people's person and very passionate about loveing and caring for others. His a huge music lover and also wants to be on stage one day and explore the world. He's always that guy who asks you "how you doing today" he's always been there for you and will always be there. He's also a very funny guy and Talent in sports and will give his ultimate best to be out there.
Text suprise and you'll see what kind of a person you've been missing all along