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im a townie n i aint lyk dis this is all d bad townies. we is gd ppl innit n dnt ave kids n crap by d age of like 15 or wat eva ya chattin bout. i ave REAL burberry not fake so u chattin shit. i dnt even lyk cider. all me golds real n not tacky. i dnt go round startin on ppl 4 no reason so fukin get ur facts ryt
c am a gd townie! lmao ye ryt we all r innit!
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Think it's cool to add innit or some form of swear word into eaqch sentence at least 3 times, if they have the i.q. to even string a sentence together. Female townies will scrape their hair back so tightly when teh sun reflects off the layers of gel it looks like they're bald and have a ponytail/bun slap bang ontop of their heads tied with a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugely expensive 10p hair bunch from 'tha f***in markeet innit'. Both male and female townies think they look 'f***in mingin' innit' if they're not dripping in fake gold jewlery, consisting of at least 3 gold rings on each hand and at least 3 necklaces. Male townies tend to wear burberry hats balancing dangerously on their heads which threaten to fall off any minute if the wind blows and in fact, if they move therefor making it impossible to 'bash yer f***in head in mate innit'. All townies have blatant disrespect for any kinda of class concerning designer labels and get cheap knock off's at the previously mentioned 'markeet' that they think look genuine even though they got it for a fiver. Townies are general scum of the earth!
townie girl 1: Oi, didjajustgivemamateanevil? (rough translation: did you just give my friend an evil glare?)
alarmed regular person: no
townie girl 1: yeahuf***indid, if***insawya. (rough translation: yes you did, i saw you)
townie girl 2: iwudbashyouaf***inheadinbutiaintfinishedmyfaganidntwannaurtmababby. (rough translation : i would beat you up if i actually had the balls and wasn't so sh*t scared that you would fight back and actually pummel my into the ground, now carry on as normal and i shall poretend to beat you up in another 9 months when i have had my baby and have my new boyfriend/bodyguard with me at all times. Good day)
alarmed regualr person speedily walks off and alerts the police, catch those filthy scumbags!
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a townie is basically a person who has no life, and who likes to use crap language, and look down on anyone who dresses differently from then.
They tend to put on a cockney accent to look cool, similar to the accents in the soap "east enders" They get into fights just to impress people.
Boys tend to wear ridiculously large, baggy hoodies, over vondutch caps or nikey caps. They like to wear adidas trainers and sporty trousers.
Girls are similar, they like to wear fake, plasticy "bling" gold hoop earrings, gelled hair into either a side pony tail, or an annoyingly high ponytail so it is above their heads.
They dont pronounce their Ts and they call anyone who has a life and a good education "mommy's girl/boy"
examples of their talk is:
innit? - isn't it?
nang - cool
fink - think
yo, what up homie - hey how are u?
she's well nice - she's very nice
yo u momma's gal - u hav no life cos u hav an education
innit blad man? - isnt it cool?
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what most people have covered + they have to go get there bres on you if they get into trouble.
grunger/skater/normal:(walks past a townie)
townie: waort uuuu looookin aaat puuuuuuseeee
g/t/n: nothing you fuckin chav
townie: wart uuuu ganna doo ill git maa bruvas on uuuuu
townies mates (as theyd never say this alone) ohhhhhhhhhhh!
g/t/n: okay then (sacasticaly, then walks a way smikin while bres shout pussy after them
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Along with Chav, the English definition for a ned. Townies have spread from Scotland to England and outlying countries in the past years. What I can say to that is this:
"Oh dear me."
"Ya pure dafty, man! Ah'll git ma cousin's brother tae dae ya!
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US var. of British townie or towny: Comes from low income background. Wears fake "bling" (often times shiny plastic medallions dispensed by candy machines), oversized black sweatshirts,and oversized denim pants(gangsta style). Female specimens adorn themselves with "goth" style makeup: cheap foundation, blue eyeshadow/eyliner or black eyeliner. The townie skips school and "hangs" around urban developments in town. Speak of smoking (tobacco or anything illicit)and drinking and hate anyone "prep."
Normal person1: Hey, what'd the townies do to your car again?
Normal person2: They put a half eaten burrito in my windshield wiper and stole my purse.
Towny:HEY- don't be talkin' shit. I'll fuckin' beat you up, preppie.
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i used to think townies were freaks, but i had some{meaning 2} townie friends, so i didnt hate them all.
but then i was in town with my friends{non townies, ie. ggpgmm greebo/goth/punk/grunge/me-mi}and all these townies started chasing us. they kept screaming that they were going to kill us, so we just walked away. but they followed us, so my mates freind, christian{unfortunate name, as he is an atheist} went and punched one of them and they went away, screamin that they would get us one day. so, now i think that they are a bunch of arse-holes, who are pollouting this plannet and need to die.
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