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When Captain America becomes black
Captain America is black now? I guess we have to call him Captain Niggamerica!
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a perolius mate that wil make anyone who does not enjoy his company walk the plank
he goes by the code name of adam loveland and i heard he likes to molest baby pigs.
me:get away from me captain
i do not want to hear any of your pig raping stories
captain but luv:argggh matey then u shall walk the plank y'understand?
ME: you truly are a gay one captain you truly are
captain but luv: of course i am
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Anyone who capitalizes all of their words. Persons acting as a Captain Capital usually have above average grammar. They also tend to be attention whores on Youtube/and or other websites that have Up and Down voting.
It is not the same as captain caps lock because not every single letter is capitalized only the first.
1) Hi How Are You Today?
2) I Hide Under The Guise Of A Good Grammar, But I Actually Capitalize All of My Words.
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Guy 1: Hi Babe What Is Up?
Girl 1: Geeze Steve, why are you such a Captain Capital?
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The male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. The Ass Captain has no other responsibility other than to ensure the women show up for the evening.
Joe is the Ass Captain for the night since he met a group of girls on the Internet last night and they agreed to roll out with us.
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Just the coolest, most badass, thug, gangster, lord god commander who shed his clothing to battle his foes with fury of a thousand suns.
Man #1: Hey you are looking like a captain underpants kind of brother today
Badass Man: I know, I'm totally not a noob.
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A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.
Dum Dum Dum! Look in the sky, its a bird its a plane...NO...its CAPTAIN COCKBLOCKER!
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