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Loveland, Colorado, is a city just south of Fort Collins by about fifteen minutes, west of Greeley by twenty, North of Denver by forty five, and East of Estes by an hour.
It's a quiet town with a relatively low crime rate and a population of roughly 67,000, the population being a majority of white folks, the rest being Hispanics and the occasional color added by the very rare African American.
The high schools are as follows:
Loveland High: The snooty, self-centered rich kids with a rocking football team.
Mountain View High: The school for the drug-addled otakus, but with a seriously rocking Academic record.
Thompson Valley High: Pot-smoking white kids who wish they were black and can't play football, but with the best arts program in town.
Harold Ferguson High: This is where the rejects, druggies, morons, losers, pregnant teenagers, failures and other detritus of school congregate. Not much to say here.
The town has a good education system set up, the roads are nice and fairly well kept, the traffic decent, the people generally friendly. Also, many people send their Valentine's their for remailing, and it is the only city with a major metropolitan high way going through the middle of a cemetery.
There is a nice library and Rec. Center, and a rich downtown with lots of history. A place you'd stay to raise kids, but you move out of if you are older than 18.
By Contrast, there is a Loveland Ski resort with fabulous skiing and friendly workers.
Tom: I was thinking about sending out my Valentine.
Dick: Send it to Loveland first, they have these neat stamps they put on them before mailing them to your Valentine.
Harry: I want to go skiing.
Dick: Er...that was random. But you could go to the Loveland Ski resort.
Tom: What are you, a frickin' Brittanica of local knowledge?
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not just a fucking ski resort you douchebags; it's also a city and it's located about 15 min. south of Fort Collins; it's the town people send their Valentine's Day cards for remailing (what's that, you ask? google it)
Where are you from?
Loveland.
Oh, the ski resort!
No, doucebag. Loveland, the Sweetheart City. Look it up.
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A ski area approx 60 miles west of Denver, CO located along I-70 at the continental divide. Loveland is known for being un-crowded (thus slower to be tracked out on powder days) and large amounts of terrain above the tree line.
The last snow was a couple days ago but I'm sure conditions are still good at Loveland.
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being in a happy and connected emotional state with your lover
"I'm tired of fighting, honey. I want to be back in loveland with you."
"I remember when we were in loveland all the time. Those were the days..."
"Can we stop talking about this and have sex? I'd rather be in loveland with you again."
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To loveland, is to force an incredibly awkward situation on a girl. This can refer to unwanted sexual innuendo or unrestrained physicality. It can also refer to turning a friendly meeting into a romantic date.
He offered to give her a ride back to her house and then pulled a loveland by taking her to have dinner in Venice.
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The act of one or more people lying beneath a glass table while having one or more others defecate on said glass table.
The term is named for its town of origin, Loveland, Colorado.
Fred is cleaning his glass table after him and Mike exchanged a Loveland Handshake
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A cute town just outside of the 'big city', Fort Collins, CO. People here are either druggies, earth-loving hippies, or rednecks. However, there are some that are great people and make Loveland the cheery town it is. Schools suck, thats why most people choose to send their kids once again to the 'Big City' for school. Not much to do until they modernized the area. Looking on the outside, some parts look trashy, but it's probably the most diverse, friendly and happy city you'll get on the Front range. And by city, I mean small town. The weather is ideal for any person who loves the outdoors. You don't see many people leaving the Loveland because of the lack of activities. They leave because of the jobs, absolutely nothing to do but flip burgers and maybe work at the local high school. Of course there's Boulder, Fort Collins, and Longmont all close which supply enough jobs to keep the richer people of Loveland happy. The people are always friendly, and the area is at times, drama free. Not too many fake or stuck up people, we're mostly down to earth and don't require the high lifestyle.
I love country music, the environment, and smoke a blunt everyday in the pastures along the foothills of the rocky mountains. Thank god for Loveland, CO.
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