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The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all the shit. The winner of the The Dirty Dam contest is the one who holds the shit back for the longest. The loser of the contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.
Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam last night and his dam burst after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy
The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all of the shit. The winner of The Dirty Dam is the one who holds it back for the longest. The loser of this contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.
Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam and his dam broke after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy
I’m at the hover dam and I want a dam t-shirt!
we got a dam hole.
What?
Nothing, inside joke.
When a girl stops another girl from scoring with a man.
I almost got late last night but Tanya Beaver damned me.
The ugly chick that keeps unknowingly cock blocks the hot one. One might almost feel sorry for her.
That poor fucking beaver dam has no idea she's cock blocking any of us.
The opposite of cock block-for females.
Shit Jenny just beaver dammed her roommate!