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When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.
FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"
when you have to go on an outdoor activity before you loose it
i clubbed all night ! but trust me, it was an emergency fun
when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.
john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!
shit gets real when its the emergency frog situation
Matt: EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
Person 2: WHERE THIS IS SERIOUS HELPPPP *runs*
Person 3: *runs, stumbles and dies*
Person 4: *has a bust-session*
A common phrase used by FREM personnel in an attempt to sound knowledgeable on the radio while informing their manner of response.
Medic 12-1 enroute to SRMC non-emergent
That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.
Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.
Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.
Bro 1: Nice~.
When you keep pepper beside your bed so if someone catches you put some on your nose to make a made up sneeze so the cum on your bed looks like snot.
when I go for a wank I grab the lube from the bathroom and the EMERGENCY PEPPER from the kitchen.