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Soulless creatures with red hair that populate Earth; most predominantly Ireland and Scotland.
Person A: Whoa - look at her hair! I wish I looked like that!
Person B: Yeah, sure, but you do know gingers don't have souls, right?
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Gingers are cold hearted, pale skinned, emotionless red heads. They have so many freckles that it is impossible to do 'dot to dot' on their faces. It is not wise to approach a Ginger as they may steal your soul, for every freckle a Ginger possesses, the Ginger has stolen so many souls. By looking into your eyes, the Ginger can choose to steal your soul by activating your 'Ginger genes'. Asians do not have the Ginger gene meaning Asians and Gingers are sworn enemies. The best way to destroy a Ginger is by sunlight. This method works especially well on pure needs rather then daywalkers as Ginger's are the descendants of the first vampires.
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has gingervitis
Mom: what do you mean?
Doctor: it turns out your son was dormant the whole time and during puberty his Ginger genes were activated
Mom: what should I do?
Doctor: it's best to stay away from him because he may decide to infect you. I highly recomend you make make his death look like an accident and adopt an Asian because Asians can never be Gingers
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Also see fire crotch.
A redheaded rat who looks likes the spawn of satan. Often named Steven and take it up the ass daily. they are often pissed off because few people can actually bare to look let alone talk to them for a few seconds at a time.
Wow, look at that Ginger. He's completely hideous...Jesus Christ I guess God does have a sense of humor after all. Maybe Steven's hair is so red because he always pissed off. Wait...who even gives a fuck about Steven?
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any person with red (orange-coloured) hair. as much as you hate to admit it, they are actual genetic mutants (there is no such thing as the "red haired" gene). if you have a problem with this, instead consider revising the definition of "mutant".
My baby is a ginger; it is a mutant, but i love it nonetheless.
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Gingers are just another way of saying you have red hair and freckles...Blondes are dumb, Gingers have no soul, and brunettes are plain boring. nuff said.
I ama ginger but I have a soul.
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a type of human hybrid, often tall but not always, with a fire on their head. Many Gingers try to blend in with daily human life as spies for their master. They often claim to be humans but will fail at basic tests (like swimming underwater).Ginger ninja's are the warriors of their race.
Mum: Now remember kids, dont play with fire, even if it offers you sweets and money. The ginger is waiting for the right time for the probing to begin!
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Being a ginger myself i can give the inside scoop. unlike some beliefs a ginger is not made by a genetic disease called gingervitus(which happens to be a gum disease that rots your gums and makes all your teeth fall out), but is caused by 2 devils having sex and creating a satan spawn, because satan and all his worshipers live underground they are not used to the power of uv light from the sun, which is why they burn. to avoid having ginger children the ginger parent must mate with an asian thus cancelling out the ginger gene. gingers prefer the night because it is less damaging to them. the south park episode about gingers is partly true, gingers have no souls, are wierd, should all be exterminated, will take over the world but we do NOT use umbrella's i was deeply offended by the umbrealla's, most gingers prefer to burn with honour.
many ginger children are bullied at a young age, lets face it we deserve it and therefore lose all self confidence, we then screw up in life, the true people are the ones who rise above being ginger and then enjoy their life with new self confidence, they may lead normal lifes as a bank manager or a politician, however they are always trying to become more and more powerful so they can take over the world.
believe or not i am ginger!! i am not the best looking person but that never stopped me so far, for a picture of me go to mingers.com and u will see me first page.
Clever guy: OMG A FUCKING GINGER, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
blind man: what a sexy ginger
rednek: lets go hunt us some ginger for tea
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