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Someone, usually female, who has indiscriminate sex with patrons of a particular bar and everyone knows about it, hence, everyone and anyone can ride it. Usually motivated by low self-esteem, pathological need for validation and/or inability to maintain composure when drinking.
That Mary chick is the bar bike. She's slept with every guy in here.
The one and only bike of Jeremy. This bike lives only to please and has been known to satisfy women in only ways a god can do. He roams the streets of Newport ringing his bell at passers by to brighten up there day and potentially pull. However Jeremy's bike is not just a bike he is a state of mind in which all individuals aspire to ascertain.
Man 1: Mate my wife cheated on me last night
Man 2: Sorry man i saw her with that bike...
Man 1: Oh that's okay no woman can control herself around Jeremy's Bike. At least she had the ride of her life.
When the pointy part of a bicycle goes inside the anus
"Did you hear what happened to joey last week?"
"No, what happened?"
"Poor guy got ass biked in the middle of the park"
Origin: Seattle
Carrying your bike around on your car bike rack when you have no intention of riding it. The act of posing as a bicyclist.
I was crusin' the mall doing a little bike rifing, hoping to pick up some athletic chicks
A modified bike, which would enable usage of it on a trampoline. Achieved by removing the wheels and attaching polystyrene and layers upon layers of maskintape.
Bob: Check my skillz on this tramp bike crew!
Everyone: Holy crap Bob your so hardcore!
Mariah Carey: How would you like me to perform sexual intercourse with you Bob?
Bob: Nah its k.
When two partners straddle an object, both facing forward (as one would straddle a bike), and the partner in back inserts either a penis or dildo into the partner in front.
“My girlfriend and I wanna spice things up, any ideas”
“Well the bike share is a classic”
When a person is on a bike and one hand is steering that bike and the other hand is steering another bike that they just stole.
Look at that guy pony a bike. He just stole it from that bike rack.