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To make conversation in a rude and drunken manner. From the German, "weinerboten".
You've really got to stop wiener boating our waitress, or she's gonna cut us off.
Albin Boat (or Luffare in Swedish, Albustina in Latin (Vit in Swedish)) is a boy that once a year goes out fighting the russian lörkenhaufen demons, Lukas and Palestin, in the woods by the river. If he wouldn't do this every year the demons would get into the human villages and they would start eating all the womans and children. They would take over the minds of the men and they would become zombies only following Lukas and Palestin.
In the woods Albin has put up a spell using pee from one of his late friends. Albin pulls out his sword from the little hair pin he always keeps in his hair. The sword glimmers and it is the only thing that is able to pierce trough Lukas and Palestin. He yearly pierces the demons almost instantly after they come down to earth, but one time he almost lost and humanity was almost over, but somehow he managed to get back up after a big hit and he took them from the back.
He really is a hero that humanity wouldn't survive without.
Person #1: Have you seen to small kids playing around here, one with red wings and the other one with black hornes?
Person #2: Yes, why?
Person #1: YOU NEED TO CALL Albin Boat RIGHT NOW!
Person #2: Okay why?
Person #1: Those kids are Lukas and Palestin!
Person #2: OH NO! We need to run!
Both: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Albin Boat managed to save them in time.
A boat tip is a prank video on youtube where you click on a video you want to see but im on a boat pops up. generally causing cursing or laughter depending on how bad you wanted to see the video. (roots from rick roll)
Man, those mothaf***ers boat tipped me on youtube when i went to click on the twilight new moon kiss scene.
The act of showing off specifically for the benefit of a member of the opposite sex.
"Dude why were you flaunting your curling skills back there?"
"I was just sweepin' 'n creepin' man, you know how i be"
"you were TOTALLY ho boating for Tiffany you slut"
A lop boat is a large vessel that carries the most glorious deez nuts joke you’ve ever heard.
I ask you “hey man would you like to take my boat out this summer? Well need to borrow a truck or suv to pull it.”
You say “ Yah man I think we could borrow my moms. It depends how big it is.”
I say “ it’s a LOP BOAT so...”
You ask “what the hell is a LOP BOAT?!?”
I gloriously reply to you saying “ It’s when I LOP BOAT deez nuts on your face!!!!!!”
A boat tow is when a man tightly grasps a woman's labia while in a body of water (bath tub, pool,etc) and pulls upon it until the woman howls like the horn on a boat.
This bath is really boring.. I'd love for my man to give me a pirate like boat tow!
To spread your man muck on someone's face. Comes from the rhyming slang for Spunk (Harry Monk) on the Face (Boat Race).
I got maximum points for being the first person to get Harry on the Boat with some slapper while we were away on holiday.
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