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Captain Niggamerica

When Captain America becomes black

Captain America is black now? I guess we have to call him Captain Niggamerica!

by Finn0924 May 20, 2019

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


captain but luv

a perolius mate that wil make anyone who does not enjoy his company walk the plank

he goes by the code name of adam loveland and i heard he likes to molest baby pigs.

me:get away from me captain
i do not want to hear any of your pig raping stories
captain but luv:argggh matey then u shall walk the plank y'understand?
ME: you truly are a gay one captain you truly are
captain but luv: of course i am

by zed fusillo January 29, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass captain

The male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. The Ass Captain has no other responsibility other than to ensure the women show up for the evening.

Joe is the Ass Captain for the night since he met a group of girls on the Internet last night and they agreed to roll out with us.

by Epic909 March 28, 2004

65๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


captain planet

I can't believe I liked watching that shit as a kid.

by true July 15, 2003

365๐Ÿ‘ 116๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain Underpants

Just the coolest, most badass, thug, gangster, lord god commander who shed his clothing to battle his foes with fury of a thousand suns.

Man #1: Hey you are looking like a captain underpants kind of brother today
Badass Man: I know, I'm totally not a noob.

by TheKewlestKatAround July 12, 2015

22๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain CockBlocker

A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.

Dum Dum Dum! Look in the sky, its a bird its a plane...NO...its CAPTAIN COCKBLOCKER!

by Lumandi23 December 17, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain Crunk

An intoxicating means of consuming the popular breakfast cereal Captain Crunch; Rather than pouring milk over the cereal, one uses Captain Morgan spiced rum.

I won't even try to choke down that bowl of Captain Crunk until I'm completely shit-faced.

by puckhead661 May 5, 2006

57๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž