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v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.
Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.
Chimp Oneself Red
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To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.
Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!
Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.
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old people friendly insult Fun way to make fun of your grandparents
"Grandpa, get off the coach you wrinkly chimp!"
Gluing her pubes to your penis and fucking her ass dry.
My wife got a rub burn from my hairy chimp.
The best hair styling products on the market! Try it once and change your routine forever!
Tribal Chimp: be a voice, not an echo.
When your mate dies in pubg for 5 minutes straight after dying
Stfu you chocolate chimp
A low IQ wigger from the Nordic countries of Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland and Iceland.
While these countries are famed for highly educated and productive members of society, there are social welfare grubbing, reclusive NEETs that slip through the cracks and spend the majority of their adult lives shitposting online and generally being a faggot.
They are a blizzard chimp.
Bjorn: My brother is 38 and still living with our parents, he uses African American slang and spends his day posting edgy memes on discord.
Lars: I'm sorry but it sounds like he's become a blizzard chimp.