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v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.
Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.
Chimp Oneself Red
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To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.
Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!
Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.
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old people friendly insult Fun way to make fun of your grandparents
"Grandpa, get off the coach you wrinkly chimp!"
A low IQ wigger from the Nordic countries of Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland and Iceland.
While these countries are famed for highly educated and productive members of society, there are social welfare grubbing, reclusive NEETs that slip through the cracks and spend the majority of their adult lives shitposting online and generally being a faggot.
They are a blizzard chimp.
Bjorn: My brother is 38 and still living with our parents, he uses African American slang and spends his day posting edgy memes on discord.
Lars: I'm sorry but it sounds like he's become a blizzard chimp.
When the nursery runs out of an exotic mountain flower the inventory specialist may exclaim, "chimp out". Scientific name: Erythranthe guttata
Erythranthe guttata is clear out (chimp out), but the glory hallelujah peony is in stock.
Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.
Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
Chimping is when a little chimpy starts going mental. For examples when Abhi starts chimping in the car, he starts acting like hes got Tourette's. There is immediate jungle noises and chimp chatter with bananas going everywhere. He starts saying uh basically basically OOGA BOOGA.
Abhi, stop chimping like a little long mong chimpy