v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.
Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.
Chimp Oneself Red
To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.
Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!
Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.
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Tribal Chimp: be a voice, not an echo.
When your mate dies in pubg for 5 minutes straight after dying
Stfu you chocolate chimp
It is derogatory response to "black monkey" meant for white folks
We are from the jungle, but your snow white chimp
Used when someones behavior is that of a monkey or dumbass
Person 1: Please buy me some wings right now ill pay you tomorrow
Person 2: No sorry I'm broke right now
Person 1: But im hungry though now please dude
Person 2: I sai-
Person 1: *Stop being a chimp!